Saturday, June 23, 2012

Because the Bible Told Me So

Hotter than Hell

An anonymous proof that heaven is hotter than hell, from Applied Optics, August 1972:
The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days. Thus heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as the Earth does from the Sun and in addition seven times seven (forty-nine) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is a ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of Heaven: The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth-power law for radiation
grate beyond power law
where E is the absolute temperature of the Earth — 300K. This gives H as 798K absolute (525°C).
The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving … shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point it would be a vapor, not a lake.)
We have then, temperature of Heaven, 525°C. Temperature of Hell, less than 445°C. Therefore, Heaven is hotter than Hell.


  1. I actually once read this essay aloud in one of my college public speaking courses. The chuckle inspiring punch line worked forty years ago... still works today.

    1. Hey, no kidding! Guess we are on the same wavelength, even if it takes me 40 years to catch up.

    2. That same wavelength extends even farther. Last December, when I got my new Mac (with Microsoft Office) I labeled the word document file where I compose my blogs: Random Thoughts! Sorry it took me 15 days to reply to your comment. I figured that Blogger would email me a message if you post a reply to my comments... or that this would at least appear on my "dashboard" comment tab ...but it doesn't work that way. Oh well... I’m still trying to get used to these new environs and will have to be more attentive in the future.