Monday, January 5, 2009

Am Bush

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

k, what about zebra mussels?

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" - January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

well, is they?

"There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail." - Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

heh

"It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber." - April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

indeed

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

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"This thaw - took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

i taut i thaw a pussycat, er, no, um, ah thot ah thaw a freeze

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